Oh why thank youuu I would let you touch it but this is the internet :(
Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed. When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.
I’ve got like 27836472938 new followers and tumblr keeps emailing me being all “soandso is now following you! Swoon!” And I am. I am swooning. Just so you know.
One day we can all share socially awkward hugs with each other until someone contracts meningitis and we all have to go home.