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listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something

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if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

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  • plot twist: you are everyone's first choice.

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i was trying to be quiet so hard because its 4 am and also because i have a headache

but i was so frustrated with not being able to write lyrics worth shit tonight

and then this happened



I, honestly, really enjoyed that! :D

now i need to reblog this to tag sarah so she can bask in the glory that is me staying up way past my bedtime alone and making an ass of myself on the internet hahaha

im-not-just-a-number replied to your post: this is surprisingly terrible im not e…

I paused my Nickelback for this and it was definitely worth it!

i’ve never ever heard someone say “i paused my nickelback for this”

i haven’t heard someone say “nickelback” without making a joke since 2008.

i feel like if you listen to nickleback you must be a pretty devoted given so many people hate them so i feel like for you to take time away from that for me is probably a pretty high compliment

am i a thane now

what am i even saying is this words? english?

dear lord i need to go to bed. haha


i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

the lottery. the nursery. whatever the fuck that one was called about the old lady with the bed and breakfast that poisoned, killed and stuffed her guests.

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An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.


my hand slipped

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ipomoeatempest replied to your post: i was trying to be quiet so hard becau…

Oh damn, that was fun to listen to!

hahaha well tanks u

its probably like one of the catchiest verses ever tho this always gets stuck in my head whenever i hear that song haha

this is surprisingly terrible im not even sure when i recorded this i dont even remember i probably ended up being up all night or something and this happened. that’s usually how it goes down.

im-not-just-a-number replied to your post: im-not-just-a-number reblogged your po…

Please do! I’d be very keen on hearing it! :)

i actually just found an old recording of it on my memory card from my microphone so i may as well upload this because

why not



now that i have the memory card from my recorder in my computer right now anyway, should i just upload other random shit that’s on here?

for your entertainment, most of it is definitely also from various 4 ams

im-not-just-a-number reblogged your post i was trying to be quiet so hard becau… and added:

I, honestly, really enjoyed that! :D

i remember being like 11 years old and everyone would attempt rapping and a friend of mine was like “okay yeah no see tristen and i can do this, we’re native enough that we don’t completely suck, all you other people are just too white.”

i just thought i’d share that rapping related story idk #4am

also thanks! maybe i should actually do more rap related stuff. I was actually seriously considering doing a real cover of Gangsta by Kat Dahlia