dolliemilk:

this water was so refreshing, i miss it

dolliemilk:

this water was so refreshing, i miss it

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I often look like I could be a burglar by the end of the night.

I often look like I could be a burglar by the end of the night.

youovershare:

gallifrey-feels:

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andernina:

Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?

damn the illuminati’s not even trying anymore

I guess you could say that when Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway

No

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scientificboink: Short hair looks AMAZING on you holy wow

Oh why thank youuu I would let you touch it but this is the internet :(

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Tear gas

torisoulphoenix:

avoidgettingread:

Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed.  When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.

BOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!

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illusoryacid:

You can really see my freckles now when I’m not wearing makeup. Also, holla at my sunken as fuck eyes.

How is this picture of me getting so many notes I didn’t even try is this some kind of face freckle magic ?

illusoryacid:

You can really see my freckles now when I’m not wearing makeup. Also, holla at my sunken as fuck eyes.

How is this picture of me getting so many notes I didn’t even try is this some kind of face freckle magic ?

I’ve got like 27836472938 new followers and tumblr keeps emailing me being all “soandso is now following you! Swoon!” And I am. I am swooning. Just so you know.
One day we can all share socially awkward hugs with each other until someone contracts meningitis and we all have to go home.

phonestrumpet:

suricattus:

"um, it’s as though Twitter and Pinterest had an unholy love child that they abandoned to be raised by Livejournal."

- me, trying to explain Tumblr to non-savvy cohort

Accurate as fuck. 

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wulferine:

changing the date on your paper so your teacher doesn’t think you’re a procrastinator

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